Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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