Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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