Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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