So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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