Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I understand Curling. That high.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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