shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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