you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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