My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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