I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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