You're my little dorito
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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