I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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