a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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