hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am puke
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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