so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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