just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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