How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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