They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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