Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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