69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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