It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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