I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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