You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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