i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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