It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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