let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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