Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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