Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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