I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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