sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just had sex on a roof
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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