he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you will always have a special place in my vag
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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