sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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