do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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