Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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