"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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