fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My nipple is on Facebook.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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