Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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