Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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