i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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