So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
