Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
