I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Randomize