In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Still dying that you shit outside
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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