I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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