So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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