So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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