No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
