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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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