Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This is the high leading the old right now
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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