you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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