please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Randomize