just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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