Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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