Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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