Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So. Much. Porn.
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